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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•24 • Jun 9, 2009
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    • Hercules Still Struggling To Complete 13th Labor

      GREENSBORO, NC—
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    • Tick Happy Where He Is

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    • FBI: Terrorist Attack On Golden Gate Bridge May Have Been Green-Screened

      WASHINGTON—Sources said federal authorities revisited video of the tragic events of May 16 after a field agent noticed a bright, greenish hue running along the outline of the bridge.
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    • Detroit, Pittsburgh Both Attempting To Lose Stanley Cup, Avoid Expensive Victory Parade

      DETROIT/PITTSBURGH—As the Stanley Cup Finals continue, Penguins and Red Wings fans alike are urging their teams to spare their beleaguered cities the expense of a championship victory.
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    • New Homely Doll To Improve Self-Image Of Young Girls

      EL SEGUNDO, CA—Mattel, which has been criticized in the past for promoting unrealistic standards of beauty, claimed that the new doll would not only improve the self-esteem of growing girls, but would also give them someone to feel superior to for hours on end.
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    • Pathetic Man Thinking About Maybe Taking Some Sort Of Class Of Some Kind

      DUNDEE, IL—"In college I used to do things all the time.  Maybe it'd be like that again.  You never know until you try," said Pathetic Man, Eric Mayhew.
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    • Kobe Brygdanov Leads Red Wings To Game 2 Win

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    • Look At This Mess. Just Look At It! How Did This Happen?

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