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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•25 • Jun 14, 2009
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    • New Terminator Movie Brings J.D. Salinger Out Of Hiding

      CORNISH, NH—The reclusive author called Christian Bale
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    • White Castle Bathroom Stall Celebrates 5th Conception

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    • Michelle Obama's Arms Meet With Sri Lankan Refugees

      VAVUNIYA, SRI LANKA—Refugees said they were awed by the dignity and grace of the limbs, lauding the lack of "bat-wing fat" that plagues so many middle-aged arms.
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    • Jack Nicholson Enjoying New Center Court Seats

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    • Underfunded Scientists Force Lipstick-Covered Rat With Cancer To Run Through Maze

      SONOMA, CA—The lab's shoestring budget, which forces scientists to conduct experiments in the facility's kitchenette, has inspired serendipitous discoveries.
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    • Nation Desperately Seeks Sportswriters' Opinions On Kobe Bryant

      LOS ANGELES—As Kobe Bryant leads the Lakers against the Magic in the NBA Finals, fans are seeking the expert views of top sportswriters for help in formulating an opinion on the 11-time all-star.
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    • Middle-Age Center Provides Safe, Positive Place For Fortysomethings To Go After Work

      OMAHA, NE—Daniel Harger, the program's director, offers special attention for latchkey adults—those who come home to an empty house after an eight-hour shift.
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