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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•28 • Jul 13, 2009
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    • Nation About Due For Big Cult Suicide

      WASHINGTON—The FBI has advised Americans to steel themselves for the grisly details of
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    • Seattle’s Space Needle Blasts Off After Collecting Enough Rain For Home Planet

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    • Jilted Hasbro CEO Laughs Coldly As Scrabble Destroys Another Relationship

      PAWTUCKET, RI—
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    • Baseball Fans Delighted By New Between-Innings Fuck-Cams

      WASHINGTON—Attendance may be down, but the fans at last week's game didn't care—they were too busy enjoying the stadium's new Fuck-Cam.
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    • Hideous Man-Beast Washes Up On Shore Of Municipal Pool

      SEWARD, NE—The unnatural creature was thought to be a pile of rotting sewage until a lifeguard noticed that its lower extremities were covered by a denim garment.
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    • Cancer Walk Goes Under 15-Straight Miles Of High Tensile Power Lines

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    • 7 Million People Direct Descendants Of Single Smooth-Talking Ancestor

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