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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•28 • Jul 13, 2009
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      WASHINGTON—The FBI has advised Americans to steel themselves for the grisly details of
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    • Seattle’s Space Needle Blasts Off After Collecting Enough Rain For Home Planet

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      WASHINGTON—Attendance may be down, but the fans at last week's game didn't care—they were too busy enjoying the stadium's new Fuck-Cam.
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      SEWARD, NE—The unnatural creature was thought to be a pile of rotting sewage until a lifeguard noticed that its lower extremities were covered by a denim garment.
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