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    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•34 • Aug 19, 2009
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    • Sci-Fi Writer Attributes Everything Mysterious To 'Quantum Flux'

      ROLLA, MO—A reading of Gabriel Fournier's The Eclipse Of Infinity reveals that the new science-fiction novel makes more than 80 separate references to
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    • Mercedes Ruehl Reference Lost On All But Mercedes Ruehl

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    • Congress Beginning To Suspect Senator Mark Warner Might Be Homeless

      WASHINGTON—Warner's recent habit of introducing legislation written out on large pieces of brown cardboard only furthers speculation that he has hit hard times.
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    • Still-Rattled Padraig Harrington Wears Golf Shoes To Airport, Gets On Wrong Flight, Forgets Name

      PAPILLION, NE—Four days after a disappointing final round at the Bridgestone Invitational, during which he gave up a three-shot lead to Tiger Woods, frazzled PGA Tour player Padraig Harrington has been unable to recover from the traumatic...
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    • Pantene Markets New Shampoo As Best For Masturbating Boyfriend In Shower

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    • Larva Acting Like It Knows Everything About Chewing Leaves

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    • Mom Has Some Wild New Ideas For Dressing Son This Year

      TIGARD, OR—"Well, you know how boys are," said Karen Dougherty, as she carefully hemmed the cuffs on a pair of baby-blue corduroys. "If Michael had his way, he'd probably run out the door every day in a T-shirt, jeans, and sneakers.
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