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    The Week in Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•35 • Aug 25, 2009
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    • Film Adaptation Of 'The Brothers Karamazov' Ends Where Most People Stop Reading Book

      LOS ANGELES—The Brothers Karamazov will also include 12 separate intermissions, during which portions of the latest John Grisham-inspired film will play on screen.
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    • Ball Park Franks Introduces New Foot-Wide Hotdogs

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    • Scientists Discover Portal To Outside World

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    • Congress Deadlocked Over How To Not Provide Health Care

      WASHINGTON—"It is our responsibility to put differences aside and focus on refusing Americans the health care they deserve," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
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    • Lazy Puma Exec Pitches Commercial Where Usain Bolt Runs Away From Something

      BOSTON—The new campaign, which Puma advertising executive Paul Dewitt barely mustered the energy to title "Usain Bolt: Fast Guy," is scheduled to debut next March.
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    • Area Man To Hang Out At McDonald's For 20 Minutes Until Lunch Menu Goes Up

      ERIE, PA—
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    • Study: 74% Of Children Tenting Out In Yard Don't Make It Through The Night

      WASHINGTON— Over two months the study documented nearly 18,345 ways in which children, who never suspected a thing until it was too late, met their grisly demise.
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    • We Talk To Craig T. Nelson, Founder Of Craigslist

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