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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•44 • Oct 26, 2009
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    • Priest Shortage Forces Vatican To Hire Temps To Deliver Sacred Rites

      MILWAUKEE—"To stop parishes from closing, we're allowing pretty much anyone who is willing to show up at 9 a.m. and work for slightly more than minimum wage to act as a Vessel of Christ," Pope Benedict XVI explained in a decree issued by the Vatican.
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    • Book About Michael Jackson Available For Purchase

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    • Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Daring Jewel Heist

      Steam Room analysts debate whether the International Fencing Federation should rein in this rogue, or if De La Croix will narrowly escape yet again.
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    • Nation's Morons March On Washington State

      OLYMPIA, WA—
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    • A-Rod Can't Wait To Someday Tell Estranged Grandchildren About 2009 Postseason

      NEW YORK—Alex Rodriguez continued his dream postseason Saturday by hitting the tying home run in Game 2 of the American League Championship Series, a feat he hopes to reminisce about one day with his countless estranged grandchildren.
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    • Three Escaping Legislators Shot From Senate Guard Tower

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    • Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting

      In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting 'disgusting' and 'completely inappropriate.'
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    • Television, Processed Foods Couldn't Be More Proud Of Child They Raised

      CHICAGO—
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    • Protagonist Scrolls Intensely Through Microfilm

      NEW HAVEN, CT—"The mayor's ex-wife," said the journalist, positively identifying the woman shown in a photo with a WorldChem executive. "And Lt. Gov. Michaels. What's going on here?"
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    • Walt Disney World: How Much C4 Would You Need?

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