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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•44 • Nov 1, 2009
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    • Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla

      ROANOKE, VA—
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    • Stevie Nicks Dancing Alone On Beach Under Full Moon

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    • How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

      Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality.
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    • U.S. Continues Quagmire-Building Effort In Afghanistan

      KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—
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    • Phillies Hope To End 364-Day World Series Drought

      PHILADELPHIA—The last time the Philadelphia Phillies brought a World Series title back to the City of Brotherly Love, the nation's financial sector was in complete ruin, the cost of a gallon of milk was only $2.74, fans watched the Fall...
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    • Biggest Mistake Of Life Dressed Up As Pumpkin

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    • Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

      People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.
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    • Group Of Popular Girls Reduces Nation To Tears

      NEW YORK—
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    • Fan Turns Skin Inside Out To Rally Team

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    • House Haunted By Tortured Souls Of Current Residents

      HARTFORD, MI—On the outside it may look like any other home, but within the walls of 6535 Maple Ave. lies a terrifying secret: Every night, when the sun goes down and the moon comes out, this suburban bungalow is haunted by the restless, tormented souls of its residents, the Davidson family.
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