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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•46 • Nov 10, 2009
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    • United Airlines Exploring Viability Of Stacking Them Like Cordwood

      CHICAGO—"Despite a number of setbacks, we've found the most efficient way to stack them is to start with a base of large ones and then put down a layer of medium ones, before filling in the holes with the smaller ones," said operations manager Gary Brown.
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    • Pigeon Trying To Act Nonchalant About Fresh Vomit On Sidewalk

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    • Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

      An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck.
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    • Congress Approves $500 Billion For Monument To Human Folly

      WASHINGTON—
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    • New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For Performance-Enhancing Horse

      NEW YORK—Officials from New York Road Runners stripped American Meb Keflezighi of his 2009 ING New York City Marathon victory Wednesday after a blood sample taken from his fetlock was found to contain high levels of performance-enhancing horse.
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    • Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

      Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.
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    • Entire Office Unsure What To Do About Bawling Coworker

      FINDLAY,OH—The entire office staff of Altman & Hanson Accounting remained utterly baffled as to what, if anything, should be done in response to the prominent sobbing coming from the cubicle of 36-year-old clerk Jack Underwood, sources reported today.
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    • Sexualized Octogenarian Flapper Girl Still Earning Living For Someone

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    • College Freshman Makes Triumphant Return To High School

      COCONUT CREEK, FL—"I'm back, Bayshore High," 18-year-old Henry Doyle announced as he pulled his mother's Toyota Camry slowly into the parking lot normally reserved for faculty, emerging with a knowing grin. "Bet you never thought you'd see the likes of me again!"
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    • Inside The Mind Of A Perfectly Sane Person

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