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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•46 • Nov 15, 2009
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    • Alternate-Universe Sci-Fi Channel Show Asks What Would Happen If Germany Lost War

      NEW MUNICH—"Imagine, if you will, a world in which Hitler's celebrated master plan had ended in ignominious failure, and the Allies had somehow emerged the victors," the show's creator, Leonhardt Riefenstahl, said during an appearance on Entertainment Heute Nacht.
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    • Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

      ESCONDIDO, CA—Provoked by a presidential administration he believes is guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American patriot Kyle Mortensen, 46, has become a vehement defender of ideas he seems to think are enshrined in the U.S. Constitution and principles that brave men have fought and died for solely in his head.
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    • CNBC Cameraman Can’t Believe He’s Filming Another Blog Off A Computer Monitor

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    • People Probably Affiliated With Hockey In Some Way Inducted In Hockey Hall Of Fame

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    • U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs

      WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.
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    • Congressman Boehner's Terror Alert Skin Set Back To Orange

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    • Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks

      Designers say the new game explores the endless paperwork, routine patrolling a modern day soldier endures in photorealistic detail.
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    • Report: Yankees Trademarked 'Yankees Suck' Chant In 1996

      TAMPA, FL—New York Yankees team ownership revealed Tuesday that the phrase
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    • Afghan Presidential Election A Celebration Of All Forms Of Government

      KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—
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    • AIDS: After Nearly 30 Years, It Still Looks Pretty Intense When Written In All Red And Set Against A Black Background

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