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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 45•47 • Nov 23, 2009
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    • Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup

      WASHINGTON—
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    • Billboard Seems Oddly Proud Sting Will Be Playing At Foxwoods Casino

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    • Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

      Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly.
      3 of 10
    • December Named National Awareness Month

      WASHINGTON—In an effort to combat what organizers are calling
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    • Patriots Lead Colts At Halftime

      INDIANAPOLIS—As of press time, the New England Patriots, playing on the road against an undefeated Indianapolis team, are headed into halftime with an all-but-insurmountable 24-14 lead.
      5 of 10
    • Montessori School Of Dentistry Lets Students Discover Their Own Root Canal Procedures

      NEW YORK—
      6 of 10
    • Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.

      11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet.
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    • Check It Out: Deer

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    • Nation's Music Snobs Protest Predictable Use Of Metallica, Pantera To Torture Prisoners

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    • Inside The Obama White House: Specifically The Air Conditioning Duct Near The West Wing

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