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    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•02 • Jan 17, 2010
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    • Woman Married To Fat, Emotionally Distant Vampire Escapes Into 'Twilight' Novels

      NEW ORLEANS—
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    • White Castle Crave Case Handcuffed To Wrist

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    • Biden Criticized For Appearing In Hennessy Ads

      Citing White House Pressure, Hennessy pulled the Biden ads saying "Joe will always epitomize the smooth, original style of our world class cognac."
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    • Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

      LOUISVILLE, KY—"The other week, I was this close to picketing in front of an abortion clinic," the mortified teenager said, his eyes welling up with tears. "I felt so ashamed, yet, at the same time, it was all strangely titillating."
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    • Mark McGwire Admits It Was Really Fucking Fun Hitting Baseballs So Far

      NEW YORK—Former St. Louis Cardinals slugger, onetime single-season home run record holder, and admitted steroid abuser Mark McGwire came clean Monday, confessing that it was really fucking fun being able to hit baseballs so hard and far.
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    • Dubai Debt Crisis Halts Building Of World's Largest Indoor Mountain Range

      DUBAI—Representatives from the emirate of Dubai announced with disappointment this week that its recent debt crisis has forced developers to halt construction on the city's long-planned 22-mile-long indoor mountain range.
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    • Old Dryer Abandoned By Train Tracks Now A Vital Part Of Ecosystem

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    • New Law Requires Women To Name Baby, Paint Nursery Before Getting Abortion

      In The Know panelists say more states should make decorating a nursery and choosing a baby name required steps in obtaining access to an abortion.
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    • Roommate's Work Schedule Remains Complete And Total Mystery

      BOSTON—"I'm not sure exactly what he does, but I think he said he works at this place where he makes these calls to people for these events," said Kyle Fisher, who added that, from what he can tell, his roommate works anywhere from 10 to 60 hours a week.
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    • We Finally Get Around To Remembering Ted Kennedy

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