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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•03 • Jan 24, 2010
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    • 'CSI' Set To Perform At Super Bowl Halftime Show

      MIAMI—While details of the show are a closely guarded secret, inside sources maintained that football fans would be treated to the same exciting twists and turns they have come to expect from the hit CBS drama, including the discovery of a semen stain just feet from the goal line that will leave viewers
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    • Tan Asshole Still On Island Time

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    • Final Season Of 'Lost' Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever

      Producers say the last season of 'Lost' will contain an unprecedented number of twists and turns for fans to endlessly debate around people who don't care at all.
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    • 'How Bad For The Environment Can Throwing Away One Plastic Bottle Be?' 30 Million People Wonder

      WASHINGTON—"It's fine, it's fine," thought Maine native Sheila Hodge, echoing the exact sentiments of Chicago-area resident Phillip Ragowski, recent Florida transplant Margaret Lowery, and Kansas City business owner Brian McMillan. "It's just one bottle. And I'm usually pretty good about this sort of thing."
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    • Shaq Misses Entire Second Half With Pulled Pork Sandwich

      CLEVELAND—Cavaliers center Shaquille O'Neal suffered a frustrating setback during his team's victory over the Toronto Raptors Tuesday night, when he was sidelined for the entire second half of the game with a pulled pork sandwich.
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    • Good-Looking One Not Working Today

      BROOKLYN, NY—Coffee shop patron Justin Burke was disappointed by the Good-Looking One's absence, and admitted that he initially mistook the One With The Slightly Off Face for the Good-Looking One, but quickly realized his error once she turned around.
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    • Three-Year-Old Gets Carried Away

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