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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•04 • Jan 31, 2010
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    • Massive Earthquake Reveals Entire Island Civilization Called 'Haiti'

      PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITI—Less than two weeks after converging upon the site of a devastating magnitude 7.0 earthquake, American anthropologists have confirmed the discovery of a small, poverty-stricken island nation, known to its inhabitants as
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    • Monster Truck Driver Beginning To Suspect Crowd Is Cheering For Truck

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    • Science Channel Refuses To Dumb Down Science Any Further

      SILVER SPRING, MD—
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    • Al-Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Devastating Personal Attack On Illinois Man

      WASHINGTON—The highly coordinated strike, which made light of his ample girth, lack of employment, and inability to meet single women, occurred at 9:32 a.m.
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    • Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger

      CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn't do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud.
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    • Saints, Colts Hoping To Resolve Super Bowl Through Diplomacy

      'Playing Game Is Last Possible Resort,' NFL Commissioner Says

      MIAMI—Team officials from the New Orleans Saints and Indianapolis Colts emerged from a tense, 12-hour negotiating session Thursday and told reporters that, while they had yet to reach a settlement that would prevent a massive on-field conflict, the AFC and NFC champions were committed to resolving the Super Bowl through diplomatic channels.
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    • Line To Meet Sarah Palin Goes Straight Through Mall Fountain

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    • Backpack Strategically Placed In Theft-Proof Corner Of Concert Hall Floor

      ATHENS, GA—
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