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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•06 • Feb 9, 2010
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    • Bald Eagle Tired Of Everyone Just Assuming It Supports War

      THE OREGON WILDERNESS—"I think World War II was justified, and I got behind the first Gulf War [in 1990]," said the bird, who has served as the national symbol of the United States since 1782. "But the recent war in Iraq, with its shifting rationale and poor planning, was clearly a huge mistake."
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    • Red Lobster Introduces New Mechanical Jumbo Shrimp Ride

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    • Nation's Strangers Decry Negative Portrayal Among Children

      WASHINGTON—
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    • How To Put The Spark Back Into Your Relationship With Your Cat

      Melissa Donley, author and cat relationship expert, visits Today NOW! with some tips for people in long term relationships with their cats.
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    • Thoughtful Nation Questioning Whether Anyone Can Really 'Win' The Super Bowl

      MIAMI—As the Super Bowl captures the country's attention, excitement over the NFL's championship game is muted somewhat by the persistent question of whether winning, or losing for that matter, holds any absolute value—a question that has many football fans pondering the meaning of the game itself.
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    • Alzheimer's Disease Causing Baby Boomers To Misremember 1960s Even More

      PALO ALTO, CA—Alzheimer's researchers at Stanford University published a study this week showing that the degenerative brain disease is beginning to affect the baby boomer generation, causing many to remember the 1960s even less accurately than they normally would.
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    • Father Still Has Complicated Series Of File Folders With Grown Son's Name On Them

      TUALATIN, OR—"Someone's gotta keep track of this stuff," said Bill Jacobson, though he ceased having any authority over his son's life more than 16 years ago.
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    • They Said I Would Never Walk Again And I Really Have To Commend Them For Their Spot-On Diagnosis

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