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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•08 • Mar 1, 2010
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    • Former Prom King Now Living Anonymously Among Commoners

      GRESHAM, OR—Towering feats of revelry and sexual conquest, hailed and exalted in their day by the former sovereign’s underlings, have over the years vanished slowly into the mists of time, their fiery glow reduced to but a few dying embers in the pit.
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    • Bill Clinton Has Unibeam Installed In Chest

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    • Latest Sarah Palin Speech Opens Sixth Seal

      IDAHO FALLS, ID—
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    • Senator Dikembe Mutombo Blocks Record Amount Of Legislation

      WASHINGTON—Sen. Dikembe Mutombo (R-CO) showed that he is still one of the most dominant big men in Congress Thursday, blocking a record 16 bills in one legislative session.
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    • Nesting Sea Turtle Escorted From Private Beach

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    • Daytime, Nighttime 7-11 Clerks Have Vastly Different Opinions Of Area Man

      CHICAGO—While one clerk describes regular customer Chris Coles as an introverted grump who does little more than mumble, the other knows him as a gregarious singer and dancer who likes to use objects around the store as makeshift hats.
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    • Sierra Leone Diamond Miner Devastated By News Of Broken-Off Engagement

      KENEMA, SIERRA LEONE—"They had so much in common," said local diamond miner Muwomba D'akari before momentarily blacking out from extreme exhaustion. D'akari said he hasn't been this upset since his entire family was killed during Sierra Leone’s decade-long civil war.
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