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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•10 • Mar 8, 2010
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    • Archaeologists Discover Remnants Of Legendary Party Out By Train Tracks

      COLUMBIA, SC—By carefully piecing together the physical evidence with the local oral traditions that have been passed down from older to younger brother over the past two weeks, paleontologists have been able to theorize the party was a truly balls-out rager.
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    • Forgetful Karl Lagerfeld Inadvertently Starts Lobster-Bib Trend

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    • Google Responds To Privacy Concerns With Unsettlingly Specific Apology

      MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—"Whether you're Michael Paulson who lives at 3425 Longview Terrace and makes $86,400 a year, or Jessica Goldblatt from Lynnwood, WA, who already has well-established trust issues, we at Google would just like to say how very, truly sorry we are," said CEO Eric Schmidt.
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    • Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech

      After Obama slips up during an address on health care, White House officials are forced to admit the president occasionally uses a backing track for important speeches.
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    • Houseguest Just Going To Lie There Until Rest Of House Wakes Up

      SAN DIEGO—In an effort to pass the time, houseguest Kevin Keegan will continue finding interesting patterns in the texture of the ceiling's stucco, listening to the ticking of a large wall clock, and trying to ignore his growing urge to urinate.
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    • Disabled Athlete Likes It When Opponents Go Easy On Him

      SHIPPENSBURG, PA—At first glance, 17-year-old Jeremy Davis looks like any other member of the Shippensburg Lions wrestling team. He jostles for key position against his teammates, participates in spin and takedown drills, and seems to enjoy the challenges of his sport.
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    • How Will The End Of Print Journalism Affect Old Loons Who Hoard Newspapers?

      Panelists discuss how the decline of the newspaper industry will affect the loons and shut-ins who rely on newspapers for stacking around their ramshackle homes.
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    • Hulking Strongman Now Only Voice Of Reason In Republican Party

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    • Autistic Child Ruins Marriage He Was Born To Save

      HOUSTON—With the challenges accompanying his developmental disorder widening the already vast gulf between his parents, autistic child Evan Thomas, 3,  continued this week to destroy the failing marriage he was brought into this world to save.
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    • 'I'm Kinda Getting The Hang Of Filling Tori Spelling Up With Babys,' We Chat With Dean McDermott

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