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    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•13 • Apr 5, 2010
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    • Increasing Number Of Parents Opting To Have Children School-Homed

      WASHINGTON—Thousands of mothers and fathers polled as part of the report believe that those running American homes, such as themselves, cannot be trusted to keep their kids safe. "Simply put, it's not the job of parents to raise these kids," said one parent.
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    • Drake's Introduces New Yodel Bandolier

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    • Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday

      Tulane University researchers say Quigley is now able to experience the  crippling fear of impending death previously only accessible to humans.
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    • U.S. Government To Save Billions By Cutting Wasteful Senator Program

      WASHINGTON—In an effort to reduce wasteful spending and eliminate non-vital federal services, the U.S. government announced plans this week to cut its long-standing senator program, a move it says will help save more than $300 billion each year.
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    • Seeing Ken Griffey Jr. In Backwards Hat Now Just Depressing

      SEATTLE—Baseball fans across the nation admitted Monday that the sight of Ken Griffey Jr. in a backwards baseball cap—an iconic image that once filled fans with joy...
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    • Rich Guy Feeling Left Out Of Recession

      WILTON, CT—"It's just not fair," said the 49-year-old real estate developer and grandson of oil baron Duncan Chandler. "Everyone is worrying about an uncertain future and coming together to express their outrage, and I don’t get to be a part of it."
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    • Red Sox Announce Plans To Return Fenway To Original 1912 Conditions

      Nostalgic Sox fans will be delighted by the re-antiquated Fenway Park complete with splintered bleachers and obstructed views.
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    • Chimp In Cocaine Study Starts Lying To Friends

      ATLANTA—Early in the study, Bobo's elevated mood and excessive chattering made him quite popular among the other chimpanzees. But researchers claimed that his increased irritability, short temper, and absenteeism at the jungle gym did not go unnoticed.
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    • Are These Guys Third Eye Blind?

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