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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•16 • Apr 26, 2010
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    • Report: China To Overtake U.S. As World's Biggest Asshole By 2020

      WASHINGTON—According to a new report released Monday by a panel of top economists and social scientists, the People’s Republic of China will overtake the United States as the world’s dominant asshole by the year 2020.
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    • 'Iron Man 2' Buzz Heats Up Over Rumors Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Punched In Face

      Movie-goers are flocking to buy advance tickets for the sequel, hoping to be among the first to see the rumored scene in which Paltrow gets brutally punched in the face.
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    • Study: Universe Actually Shrunk By About 19 Inches Last Year

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    • Biden Receives Lifetime Ban From Dave & Buster's

      DALLAS—"Mr. Biden has been given many, many chances to act in a responsible and respectful manner while enjoying the great food and fun that Dave & Buster’s has to offer. Unfortunately, he has failed to do so time and again," said a restaurant spokesperson.
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    • Long-Standing, League-Wide Practical Joke Culminates In Sam Bradford Not Being Picked In NFL Draft

      NEW YORK—In what many are calling the greatest prank in the history of professional sports, an elaborate, far-reaching practical joke to trick Sam Bradford into believing he was an elite quarterback came to a hilarious conclusion this week when Brad...
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    • Everyone Still Remembers Time You Threw Up In 5th Grade

      CHICAGO—""Oh, yeah, definitely. The kid who barfed all over his desk," said a former fifth-grade classmate of yours, who can still instantly recall the disgusting guttural sound you made moments before becoming ill. "Of course I remember."
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    • Tom Hanks Forces Houseguests To Play 'World War II' With Him

      LOS ANGELES—Two-time Academy Award winner Tom Hanks, 53, once again invited a group of friends to his home and forced them to play a make-believe game of World War II with him, sources reported Saturday.
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    • How Gay Should Your Husband Be Before You File For Divorce?

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    • Toenails Regenerating

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