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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•29 • Jul 27, 2010
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    • God Hinting At Retirement

      THE HEAVENS—At a press conference Tuesday, God Almighty, our Lord and Heavenly Father, gave his strongest indication yet that he might soon step down from his post as the supreme ruler of all things.
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    • Philly Cheesesteak Either Perfect or Disgusting

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    • Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend From Africa

      Today Now! welcomes entertainment reporter Alex Blair, who has all the gossip on Jen's adorable new man.
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    • Local Family Homeless After Tornado Destroys White House

      'We've Lost Everything,' Family Says

      WASHINGTON—"My God, just look at this," the 48-year-old government employee said as he surveyed the splintered furniture and mangled chandeliers that littered the 18-acre property. "Everything is gone. Our clothes, our family photos, the federal budget for fiscal year 2011—it's all gone."
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    • Massive Hit-And-Run Prematurely Ends Tour De France

      POMAREZ, FRANCE—The 2010 Tour de France was canceled Friday morning following an incident during Stage 18 in which an unidentified automobile somehow found its way onto the course, struck each competing rider, and sped off without stopping.
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    • No One Able To Tell Clam Just Had Stroke

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    • Kid Ready To Start Playdating Again

      TAMPA, FL—"I'd be lying if I said I wasn't nervous—after all, it's been a while since I've played spacemen with someone else," Kyle Gallagher said between small sips from a grape-juice box. "But I just can't worry about that kind of thing anymore. It's time to get back on that horse and see what's out there for me."
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    • 'Sliders Ended Two Seasons Too Early, If You Ask Me,' Says Sliders Creator To No One In Particular

      LOS ANGELES—Sliders, the science fiction  series that followed a group of adventurers who used a space-time wormhole to "slide" between parallel universes, ended its five-year run much too soon and with unresolved questions, show creator Robert Weiss said, unprompted, to literally nobody Tuesday.
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