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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•37 • Sep 21, 2010
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    • Nation Once Again Comes Under Sway Of Pink-Faced Half-Wit

      NEW YORK—Following an Aug. 28 rally in Washington, D.C. attended by an estimated 87,000 Americans, experts confirmed this week that the U.S. populace appears to have fallen under the spell of yet another pink-faced half-wit.
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    • Only Way BASE Jumper Can Get Thrill These Days Is By Jumping Tandem With Endangered Species

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    • Obama Releases 500,000 Men From U.S. Strategic Bachelor Reserve

      The emergency influx of bachelors is expected to combat crisis levels of good men ready for something real.
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    • Second-Most Popular Kid In School Assumes Power Following Death Of Star Quarterback

      Pledges 'Seamless Transition' Of Coolness

      NORFOLK, NE—Three days after the unexpected death of star quarterback Chad McIntyre, Norfolk High School's second-most popular kid announced Tuesday that he would immediately be assuming the duties of coolest person in school.
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    • Drew Brees Casually Wonders Aloud If He Really Could Get Away With Murder In This Town

      NEW ORLEANS—Drew Brees, Super Bowl–winning quarterback of the Saints and local hero, spent a few minutes during a routine press conference Tuesday wondering aloud if he could get away with murdering someone on the streets of New Orleans in broad daylight.
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    • Report: More Colleges Offering Dick-Around Abroad Programs

      WASHINGTON—According to a report published this week by the U.S. Department of Education, an increasing number of universities now offer dick-around abroad programs that give students the chance to hang out and do jack shit in another country.
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    • Unscathed Tom Brady Walks Away From Car Crash In Slow Motion

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    • Congress Appropriates $3.17 To Rent 'Tango & Cash'

      WASHINGTON—After weeks of debates, concessions, and committee hearings, the U.S. Senate finally passed legislation Tuesday to rent the 1989 action-comedy Tango & Cash.
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    • Fireflies, Bullfrogs And Other Cool Things You Can See In The Woods Near Our Cousin's House

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