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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•40 • Oct 11, 2010
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    • 97-Year-Old Dies Unaware Of Being Violin Prodigy

      ROCKFORD, IL—Retired post office branch manager Nancy Hollander, 97, died at her home of natural causes Tuesday, after spending her life completely unaware that she was one of the most talented musicians of the past century and possessed the untapped ability to become a world-class violin virtuoso.
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    • Stresses Of White House Causing Bo To Go Prematurely Gray

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    • Study: Americans Get Majority Of Exercise While Drunk

      Over 75% of an average American's exercise now comes from drunkenly dancing, stealing street signs, and carrying home passed-out friends.
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    • American People Hire High-Powered Lobbyist To Push Interests In Congress

      WASHINGTON—Citing a desire to gain influence in Washington, the American people confirmed Friday that they have hired high-powered D.C. lobbyist Jack Weldon of the firm Patton Boggs to help advance their agenda in Congress.
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    • NHL Finishes Freezing Water For 2011 Season

      NEW YORK—The National Hockey League announced Thursday that it had finished freezing an estimated 480,000 gallons of water, ensuring that every opening game of the 2010-2011 season would be played completely on ice.
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    • Historians Admit To Inventing Ancient Greeks

      WASHINGTON—A group of leading historians held a press conference Monday at the National Geographic Society to announce they had "entirely fabricated" ancient Greece, a culture long thought to be the intellectual basis of Western civilization.
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    • You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way

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    • ShutterIsland.com Reporting Unexplained Drop In Traffic Since March

      LOS ANGELES—Less than a year after its launch date, the official website for the film Shutter Island continues to experience a steady decline in visitors, a "baffling" trend that has persisted since March, ShutterIsland.com employees reported Monday.
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    • Randy Moss Frustrated To Learn He Was Traded For Brett Favre, Adrian Peterson

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    • The Life-Threatening Dangers Of Trying On Someone Else's Glasses

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