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    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•41 • Oct 20, 2010
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    • 8-Year-Old Asian Mix Wins Westminster Boy Show

      NEW YORK—Danny, an 8-year-old Asian mix from Sterling, VA, beat out 2,500 top contenders from around the country Tuesday to win best in show at the 135th annual Westminster Boy Show.
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    • Morley Safer Can't Remember If He Left Stopwatch Running After Locking Up '60 Minutes' Studio

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    • Biden Invites Nation's Women To Tax Code Discussion At Private Mountain Chalet

      The vice president hopes the American women can join him for a discussion of the Middle Class Relief Act and some of his famous braised lamb.
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    • Congress Sets Sail In Search Of Fabled Sword Of Bipartisanship

      WASHINGTON—Thousands thronged the docks of the capital seaport last week to watch as Congressmen boarded galleys and set sail in search of the Lost Sword of Bipartisanship, a holy relic that according to legend has the power to restore collegial relations and procedural harmony to the legislative branch.
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    • Miami Heat Website Going With Picture Of LeBron James Today

      MIAMI—After much deliberation, members of the MiamiHeat.com web team decided today that the featured homepage image should depict Miami Heat small forward LeBron James playing basketball.
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    • Has Obama Failed To Reduce Hostility Toward Obnoxious Americans Abroad?

      In The Know panelists discuss Obama's failure to repair Americans' Bush-era reputation overseas as drunken belligerent assholes vomiting on ancient treasures.
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    • Study: Women Always Answer Their Phones Unless They're Having Great Sex With Someone Else

      BLOOMINGTON, IN—A new study released Monday by sociologists at Indiana University found that women will always answer their telephones unless mind-blowing sex with a man other than the caller prevents them from doing so.
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    • Colorado Wildfire Spreads To Moon

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    • Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks

      MONESSEN, PA—Recreational cyclist Ethan Coseglia, 38, thoroughly explained the benefits of wearing $35 bike-riding socks to his friend Kevin Washburn Friday, saying that his specially designed socks are essential in optimizing his overall cycling performance.
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