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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•42 • Oct 27, 2010
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    • American Public Actually Kind Of Endearing In Some Ways

      ALBUQUERQUE, NM—According to an extensive 18-month study published by researchers at the University of New Mexico this week, Americans, despite their embarrassing behavior, general ineptitude, and countless other negative traits, are actually kind of endearing in some ways.
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    • Bounced Joe Biden Check Still Taped Up In Delaware Liquor Store

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    • Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister

      Ohio police have been inundated with false sightings of college-age girls with dyed blond hair, Ugg boots, purple nail polish, and oversized sunglasses.
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    • Cockroach King Concerned Over Recent Rise Of Bedbugs

      GRAND IMPERIAL THRONE ROOM, CASTLE ROACH—His Royal Highness, King Leopold Blattodea IV, undisputed lord and ruler of the cockroaches, expressed dismay and concern Monday that the recent rise in bedbug populations could threaten his sovereignty over the realm of human squalor.
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    • Report: Sudden Rookie Death Syndrome Claims Lives Of More Than 2,000 First-Year Players

      NEW YORK—Experts are no closer to finding a cause, let alone a cure, for Sudden Rookie Death Syndrome, the mysterious affliction that kills thousands of first-year players each year in every professional sports league, officials announced Monday.
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    • Bored Entertainment Media Decides To Go After Ray Liotta With All They've Got

      HOLLYWOOD, CA—Citing a general feeling of boredom, members of the celebrity news media announced this week that they have decided to put all other stories on hold and use every resource at their disposal to go after veteran film and television actor Ray Liotta.
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    • Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN

      LOUISVILLE, KY—According to sources at the corporate headquarters of fast food giant KFC, a young boy believed to be the third reincarnation of the chain's regional manager for eastern Georgia was discovered in Chatfield, MN Tuesday following an exhaustive five-year search.
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    • Larry Flynt Says 'Cooze' Way More Than We're Comfortable With

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