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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•44 • Nov 8, 2010
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    • Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough To Run North Korea

      PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—In surprisingly candid remarks Thursday, Kim Jong-un, heir apparent to North Korea's highest government post, expressed doubt that he was sufficiently out of his mind to succeed his father, longtime dictator Kim Jong-il.
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    • Morbidly Obese Pumpkin Wins Contest

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    • Social Security Scam Robs Elderly By Convincing Them They Are Dead

      A new scam preys on the elderly by informing them they have died and instructing them to reroute their social security checks to the "Department of the Dead."
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    • Last Remaining Politician Must Rebuild Entire Government Following Bloodiest Midterm Election In American History

      WASHINGTON—In the wake of what is being called the deadliest midterm election in the nation's history, Washington's sole surviving politician, Rep. Peter DeFazio of Oregon's 4th Congressional District, emerged from the rubble of the Capitol building Wednesday to announce his intention to rebuild the fallen U.S. government.
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    • Nation Taking No Joy In Cowboys' Pathetic Collapse

      'Actually, Never Mind, It's Really Fun,' Reports Populace

      IRVING, TX—As the Dallas Cowboys struggle with a 1-6 season, sports fans nationwide have been saddened by the bad fortune that has befallen the franchise long revered as one of the NFL's crown jewels, and known throughout the football world as America's Team.
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    • Banking Reform Measure Prevents Chick-Fil-A From Calling Itself A Bank

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    • African-American Community Calls For New Black Nerd Archetype

      Hollywood Blasted For Failure To Portray Modern Dorks Of Color

      LOS ANGELES—A coalition of African-American activists and scholars released a strongly worded statement Monday citing the "urgent need" for popular media to depict a new black nerd archetype that more accurately reflects the full spectrum of 21st-century American dorkdom.
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    • Guy Who Normally Holds Up Letter 'D' Sick This Week

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    • Guy Excited About Party Studying Up On History Of Parties

      BOISE, ID—To fully prepare for the upcoming party at his buddy Tim's place Saturday, 24-year-old Jeremy Reed confirmed that he has spent the past week conducting comprehensive research on the history of parties.
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    • Winter Getaways That Will Definitely Break The Bank

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