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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•45 • Nov 18, 2010
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    • Nation Waist-Deep In Soybeans After $30 Trillion Farm Subsidy Bill Accidentally Passed

      WASHINGTON—Days after the accidental passage of a bill allocating $30 trillion in federal subsidies to soybean producers, a massive tide of the protein-rich legumes has flooded the nation, crippling transportation networks, commerce, and public utilities, and profoundly disrupting American life.
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    • Starring In Hollywood Blockbusters Los Angeles Man’s Only Claim To Fame

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    • Joad Cressbeckler Fears Genetic Modification Causes 'Wrath-Minded Taters'

      Onion News Network pundit Joad Cressbeckler warns Americans that genetically modifying crops may have  dangerous consequences.
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    • Report: Global Warming Issue From 2 Or 3 Years Ago May Still Be Problem

      WASHINGTON—According to a report released this week by the Center for Global Development, climate change, the popular mid-2000s issue that raised awareness of the fact that the earth's continuous rise in temperature will have catastrophic ecological effects, has apparently not been resolved, and may still be a problem.
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    • Careless Blazers Goofing Around With Basketball Shatter Greg Oden Into Thousand Pieces

      PORTLAND, OR—Although Portland Trail Blazers coach Nate McMillan has repeatedly warned his team about using the basketball around "valuable" and "really fragile" center Greg Oden, several players accidentally knocked the seven-footer to the floor with a carelessly thrown ball Thursday and shattered him into a thousand pieces.
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    • Oprah Invites Hundreds Of Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Massive Tomb

      Oprah's biggest fans will be entombed alongside her in The Oprahmidion where they will bask in her wisdom for eternity.
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    • Poll Finds Majority Of Male Voters Would Have Elected Naked Woman

      WASHINGTON—A CNN/Gallup Poll released Monday revealed that a vast majority of registered male voters would have strongly supported a naked woman in the 2010 midterm elections.
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    • 15 CNN iReporters Killed In Afghanistan

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    • Mark?  Mark Hothan?  Oh My God, Is That You?

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    • Family Takes Rare Trip To The Good Mall

      CORAL GABLES, FL—In a noteworthy departure from their usual shopping routine, the Dietrich family announced today that they would forego the regular mall near their home in favor of the good mall, located 45 minutes away.
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