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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•46 • Nov 22, 2010
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    • Department Of Education Study Finds Teaching These Little Shits No Longer Worth It

      WASHINGTON—The U.S. Department of Education released a comprehensive, nationwide evaluation of American schools Monday indicating that attempts to teach absolutely anything to these little shits is just a huge waste of everybody's time.
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    • New McDonald's Sandwich Offers Free Wi-Fi

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    • Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan

      President Obama's proposed high-speed train system will be replaced with a fleet of buses that will rocket along highways at speeds up to 165 mph.
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    • World's Power Brokers Hold Annual Summit Where They Show Each Other Their Penises

      ST. MORITZ, SWITZERLAND—One hundred fifty of the world's most powerful people in the fields of politics, banking, business, and media met this past weekend at an exclusive Swiss resort for the 54th annual invitation-only summit where they show each other their penises.
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    • Kevin Durant Accidentally Reveals NBA Uses System Of Ropes, Pulleys To Help Players Dunk

      OKLAHOMA CITY—Following a 109-103 victory over the Philadelphia 76ers last Wednesday, fourth-year player Kevin Durant accidentally revealed one of the NBA's most carefully guarded secrets: that for more than 60 years, the league's players have been using a complex system of ropes and pulleys to help them dunk the basketball.
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    • Dream Vacation Turns Deadly For Area Houseplant

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    • Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date

      DAYTON, OH—What was intended as a routine first date went horribly awry Tuesday night as local man Kevin Parker, 29, could do little more than stand by and watch himself ruin his chances with 28-year-old Vanessa Carmine.
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    • 4 Dead, 12 Injured As Bull Wins Rodeo

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    • Pop Culture Expert Surprisingly Not Ashamed Of Self

      LOS ANGELES—According to reports, 29-year-old online commentator Caroline Shelham is somehow not completely ashamed of her own well-established identity as a "pop culture expert."
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    • We Declare Mideast Peace And See If It Sticks

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