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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 46•47 • Nov 29, 2010
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    • New Evidence Proves First Flag Made By Betsy Ross Actually Shirt For Gay Friend

      PHILADELPHIA—Historians at the University of Pennsylvania announced the discovery this week of a personal diary from the late 18th century that reveals the first U.S. flag sewed by Betsy Ross was originally intended as a shirt for her flamboyant gay friend Nathaniel.
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    • Domino’s Surprises Customer With Nice Steak Dinner

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    • Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon

      President Obama announces plans to deliver a two-hour speech explaining his reasons for granting clemency to Cranberry, the Thanksgiving turkey.
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    • 'L.A. Law' Wikipedia Page Viewed 874 Times Today

      SAN FRANCISCO—According to an analysis of IP addresses and Internet traffic statistics, the Wikipedia page for the 1980s-era NBC legal drama L.A. Law has been viewed a total of 874 times today.
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    • Shaq Shows He Can Still Dominate Around Basket Of Fries

      BOSTON—In an impressive display of physical prowess, gutsy determination, and insatiable hunger, Celtics center Shaquille O'Neal proved all his doubters wrong Wednesday when the 38-year-old showed that he was still one of the most dominant big men around the basket of fries.
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    • Frustrated Obama Sends Nation Rambling 75,000-Word E-Mail

      WASHINGTON—Having admittedly "reached the end of [his] rope," President Barack Obama sent a rambling 75,000-word e-mail to the entire nation Wednesday, revealing deep frustrations with America's political culture, his presidency, U.S. citizens, and himself.
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    • 14-Year Anniversary Of 'Crash Bandicoot' Passes By Largely Unnoticed

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    • Enchanting Evening Spent With Parents, Friends Of Parents

      LANSDALE, PA—According to delighted reports, 25-year-old Brian Hatcher spent a most exquisite Saturday evening in the enchanting company of not only his parents, Mike, 54, and Diane, 53, but also their dear friends and longtime canasta partners Doug and Trudy Blanchard, both 53.
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    • We Had This Idea For A Cover With A Judge Holding A Baby Rattle Instead Of A Gavel, We're Not Really Sure What To Do With It, Though

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