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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 47•02 • Jan 17, 2011
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    • Josh Hartnett Returns To Pearl Harbor For First Time Since Film

      PEARL HARBOR, HI—Still haunted by the horrific images seared into his memory, an emotional Josh Hartnett returned to the scene of Pearl Harbor Tuesday, choking back tears as he revisited the site of one of the worst atrocities in American history.
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    • Lingerie-Wearing Boehner: 'We Still Have A Very Pretty Speaker Of The House'

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    • Report: Nation Not Ready For This

      Maybe 10 Years From Now, But That's A Big Maybe

      WASHINGTON—According to an extremely wary congressional report issued Monday, the nation does not need and is not at all ready for this right now, though it might possibly be worth considering at some point in the future.
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    • NFL Season Seems To Be Building To Some Sort Of Climax

      NEW YORK—Though fewer and fewer games are being held each weekend, sources confirmed Thursday that anticipation and tension throughout the NFL seems to be gradually increasing, and the entire 2010-2011 season appears to be building toward some sort of momentous climax.
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    • Iams Executives Scrambling To Figure Out Why Brand Is Losing 2- To 4-Year-Old Chocolate Labs

      MASON, OH—Frantic executives of the Iams pet food corporation convened an emergency meeting Wednesday to address the brand's increasingly poor sales among 2- to 4-year-old chocolate-colored Labrador retrievers, company sources reported.
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    • Ceiling Fan's One Burning Ambition To Come Loose And Murder Everyone In Denny's

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    • Anderson Varejao Tears Tendon In Hair

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    • Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy

      MT. VERNON, WA—Thirty-seven-year-old bank employee Brian Terlaine is apparently spending his entire adult life avoiding any activity or decision that might give him the smallest bit of satisfaction until both of his parents have died.
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    • How To Make Your Own Fishing Lures Without Thinking About How Your Son Hasn't Spoken To You In 20 Years

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