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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 47•03 • Jan 25, 2011
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    • U.S. Renews Contract With Spotted Ground Squirrels Through 2015

      WASHINGTON—The Department of the Interior announced this week that ongoing negotiations with the nation's population of spotted ground squirrels have been resolved and that the rodents are now contracted to continue activities on U.S. soil through Dec. 31, 2015.
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    • Report: Smart Car Terrible For Doughnuts

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    • Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult

      The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man.
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    • Prince Fielder Explains Complexities Of Salary Arbitration Using Cheeseburgers

      MILWAUKEE—In an effort to clarify complicated financial negotiation procedures, Brewers first baseman Prince Fielder enthusiastically explained the intricacies of salary arbitration to reporters Wednesday by representing important elements of the pr...
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    • Congress Honors 9/11 First Capitalizers

      Recognizes Those Who Rushed To Cash In On Tragedy

      WASHINGTON—In an act that many are calling long overdue, Congress passed legislation this week to honor those Americans who were first on the scene to profit from the tragedy of Sept. 11, 2001.
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    • Morbid Curiosity Leading Many Voters To Support Palin

      A recent polls shows 62% of Americans say they don't want to vote for Palin, but kinda have to just have to see what would happen.
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    • Guy Who Used Drawing Of Self On Dating Website Must Be Fun And Also Attractive

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    • Dome Extra: Sick Little Girl Fulfills Dream Of Heckling David Wright

      The Wish Zone helps 9-year-old Phillies fan Allison Pencey scream offensive slurs at Mets third baseman David Wright. Featuring online bonus footage of even more of Allison's vulgar ranting.
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    • Winona Ryder Finally Agrees To Sleep With Generation X

      LOS ANGELES—After being a subject of Generation X desire for the better part of two decades, actress Winona Ryder announced Tuesday that she had finally conceded to having intercourse with every interested member within that age group.
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    • Study: Family History Of Alcoholism Raises Risk Of One-Man Show

      CHICAGO—According to an alarming new study released Monday by the University of Chicago, children raised in households where alcoholism is present are at a significantly greater risk of writing and performing a one-man show than those who grow up in a more stable environment.
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    • Crochet: What Role Does It Play In The Grandmotherization Of America?

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