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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 47•07 • Feb 15, 2011
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    • Future U.S. History Students: 'It's Pretty Embarrassing How Long You Guys Took To Legalize Gay Marriage'

      DECATUR, IL, THE YEAR 2083—According to students in Mr. Bernard's fourth-period U.S. history class, it's "really pathetic" how long it took for early-21st-century Americans to finally legalize gay marriage.
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    • Tissue Feeling A Certain Responsibility To Lift Tissue Behind It Halfway Out Of Box

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    • U.S. Authorities Can't Really Fault Al-Qaeda For Deadly Bombing Of Carnival Cruise Ship

      'Those Things Represent Everything That's Wrong With America,' Officials Say

      DHS officials said the understandable act of terrorism occurred at 1:24 p.m., just as cruise director Harold Granger was attempting to get everyone off their pool chairs to dance the Macarena.
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    • Nation Elects First Openly Drunk Senator

      Dave Tillis' extremely affectionate, crowd-rousing manner has won him many political supporters.  Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on IFC.
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    • Interim Apple Chief Under Fire After Unveiling Grotesque New MacBook

      CUPERTINO, CA—In his first major product release since stepping in for an ailing Steve Jobs last month, interim Apple CEO Tim Cook faced a storm of harsh criticism Monday after unveiling a grotesque new version of the company's popular MacBook that many in attendance described as "disgusting."
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    • Kids In 'Scared-Straight' Program Visit Horrifying Cleveland Cavaliers Practice

      CLEVELAND—As part of an effort to help at-risk youths turn their lives around before it's too late, organizers of a local "scared-straight" program exposed a group of at-risk teens to the horrors of a Cleveland Cavaliers practice Wednesday...
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    • Loss Of Cat Child's First Real Experience With Death, Killing

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    • Vending Machine Attendant Admits B3 Selection Has Changed A Lot Over The Years

      STAMFORD, CT—On his weekly trip to restock the vending machine at the Stamford Office Park cafeteria Friday, 56-year-old attendant Bob Ingersoll reminisced about how much the B3 slot selection has changed in the 20 years since he began servicing the popular snack dispenser.
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