The Week In ReviewSlideshow • ISSUE 47•10 • Mar 7, 2011 591040ExxonMobil CEO Really Hurt That College Student Is Talking About Him Right Now1 of 10Struggling Supreme Court Loses Eighth Consecutive Case2 of 10Man Who Shit Pants In Grade School Awarded Purple Heart3 of 10Derek Jeter Rejects Move To Outfield By Reminding Yankees That He's Derek Fucking Jeter4 of 10Postal Service Celebrates Another Awesome Day Of Delivering Mail'We Did It Again, You Guys,' Jubilant Postmaster Declares5 of 10Pedophiles Furious Over High School's Redesigned Girls Field Hockey Uniforms6 of 10Al-Qaeda Recruiting Suicide Bombers With Promise Of Halfway Decent Job In Afterlife7 of 10Ear Of Genetically Modified Corn Begs For Death8 of 10Dead Teenager Remembered For Great Hand Jobs9 of 10'You Are Standing In An Open Field West Of A White House, With A Boarded Front Door; There Is A Mail Box Here' And Other Unforgettable Moments From Zork 110 of 10More Slideshows Start OverThe Week In ReviewThe Week In ReviewThe Week In ReviewThe Week In ReviewThe Week In Review