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    The Week In Review

    Slideshow • ISSUE 47•11 • Mar 21, 2011
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    • Consumers Say Recession Changed Way They Blow Paycheck On Crap

      WASHINGTON—A survey released Monday by the U.S. Department of Commerce found the nation's weakened economy has drastically changed the way consumers blow their paychecks on useless crap.
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    • Silvio Berlusconi Gets Penis Stuck In Wine Bottle Stuck In Prostitute

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    • Man Becomes GOP Frontrunner After Showing No Interest In Government

      Mike Brant has become a favorite among Republicans for his complete apathy towards government and overt unwillingness to serve.
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    • Pope To Ease Up On Jesus Talk

      Pontiff Trying To Be Not So In-Your-Face With That Stuff

      VATICAN CITY—Acknowledging that he has perhaps been laying it on a little thick with the religion stuff lately, Pope Benedict XVI said Wednesday that he was making a concerted effort to take all his incessant Jesus talk down a notch.
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    • Office Pool's Low Number Of Bracket Printouts A Reminder Of How Many Employees Were Laid Off Last Year

      COLUMBUS, OH—Employees at Take 5 Media said the smaller-than-usual stack of brackets printed out Wednesday for this year's NCAA basketball tournament served as a stark reminder of just how many workers have been laid off from the design firm over th...
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    • Microsoft Word Now Includes Squiggly Blue Line To Alert Writer When Word Is Too Advanced For Mainstream Audience

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    • Keira Knightley Answers Fan Letter Way Too Quickly

      FORT WAYNE, IN—According to local computer programmer and Keira Knightley fan Tom Hayes, 38, the internationally known English film actress and model responded "much too fast" to the letter he sent just a few days ago.
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    • Something Wrong With Literally Everything In Apartment

      SOMERVILLE, MA—According to the residents of 117 Maple St., Unit No. 2, literally every appliance, fixture, surface, and structural feature in their apartment is defective to some degree.
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    • How To Get Your Premature Babies Into The Best Incubators

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    • PSA: Ben Stiller Speaks Out Against Shaken Manchild Syndrome

      Actor Ben Stiller urges parents with adult kids still living at home to think twice before shaking their manchildren in frustration.
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