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    The Week In Sports – Week Of July 19, 2013

    Slideshow • Sports • ISSUE 49•29 • Jul 19, 2013
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    • Prince Fielder Dominates Home Run–Eating Contest

      NEW YORK—The MLB All-Star festivities ended on a high note Monday as Detroit Tigers first baseman Prince Fielder wowed fans with his dominant performance in the league’s annual Home Run–Eating Contest.
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    • Metta World Peace Signs 2-Year Deal With ‘New York Post’

      NEW YORK—Calling it “the perfect place for someone like me,” outspoken former Lakers forward Metta World Peace announced Monday that he had agreed to a two-year deal with the New York Post.
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    • Tour De France Enters Stage Where Officials Begin Building PED Case Against Eventual Winner

      CHORGES, FRANCE—With the grueling mountain stages now finished, excitement surrounding the Tour de France reached a fever pitch on Wednesday as cyclists began the eighteenth leg of the race, also known as the doping-officials-begin-gathering-evidenc...
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    • 4 NL Fans Killed In Brutal All-Star Game Riots

      NEW YORK—In the deadliest clash to date in the bitter and fierce rivalry, four National League fans were reportedly killed Tuesday when vicious riots erupted at Citi Field following the 2013 MLB All-Star game. An NYPD spokesperson confirmed that the...
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    • Manny Ramirez Impresses Triple-A Teammates With Knowledge Of Shapes

      ROUND ROCK, TX—In a remarkable demonstration of expertise, Round Rock Express designated hitter Manny Ramirez reportedly wowed his triple-A teammates Friday with his expansive knowledge of basic geometric shapes.
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    • Nation Disturbed By Photos Of Bud Selig In ESPN’s Body Issue

      WASHINGTON—Calling the pictorial “disgusting” and “very unsettling,” millions of Americans were reportedly deeply disturbed by the semi-nude photos of 78-year-old Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig i...
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    • Dwight Howard Ready To Put Disappointing Season In Front Of Him

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