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    The Week In Sports – Week Of June 14, 2013

    Slideshow • Sports • ISSUE 49•24 • Jun 14, 2013
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    • Patriots To Finally Get Some Media Attention With Tebow Signing

      FOXBOROUGH, MA—Following news that free agent quarterback Tim Tebow was acquired by the New England Patriots, sources close to the organization told reporters Tuesday that they expect the high-profile signing to at long last draw some media attentio...
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    • Bengals Fan Confident This The Wake-Up Call Pacman Jones Needed

      CINCINNATI—On the same day cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones pleaded not guilty to assault charges after being accused of striking a woman outside of a bar, local Bengals fan Randall Price reportedly told his friends Tuesday that he’s...
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    • Michael Jordan Hires Patrick Ewing As Bobcats Assistant Coach To Watch Him Lose More

      CHARLOTTE, NC—Bobcats owner Michael Jordan announced Wednesday that he has officially hired Patrick Ewing as the team’s assistant coach purely to watch the former New York Knicks center lose more.
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    • Tiger Woods, Nike Deal Includes New Line Of Sex Toys And Apparel

      BEAVERTON, OR—Nike CEO Mark Parker officially announced Thursday that the company had agreed to a multi-year endorsement deal with golfer Tiger Woods that includes a new signature line of sex toys and erotic apparel.
“We are thrilled to contin...
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    • Report: Waving Objects Behind Basket Has Only Resulted In 3 Missed Free Throws In NBA History

      DURHAM, NC—A new study published on fan behavior this week revealed that the common practice of waving objects behind the basket to distract free throw shooters has succeeded only three times in the NBA’s 67-year history.
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    • Greatest Moments In Stanley Cup Finals History

      With the Stanley Cup Finals underway, Onion Sports examines highlights from the 120-year-old NHL championship series.
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