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    The Week In Sports – Week Of June 28, 2013

    Slideshow • Sports • ISSUE 49•26 • Jun 28, 2013
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    • Chicago Blackhawks Relatively Silence Boston Fans

      BOSTON—In a thrilling conclusion to the NHL Finals, the Chicago Blackhawks defeated the Boston Bruins in Game 6 of the championship series Monday night, securing the Stanley Cup for Chicago in a stunning win that hockey analysts agreed somewhat sile...
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    • City Of Miami Delighted By Impromptu Parade

      MIAMI—Calling the seemingly unplanned celebration “quite the party,” city residents were reportedly delighted at the impromptu parade that broke out in downtown Miami on Monday.
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    • College World Series: ‘Ping’

      OMAHA, NE—Following UCLA’s series-winning sweep of Mississippi State Tuesday night, the College World Series took the opportunity to announce ping.
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    • Tim Tebow’s Former Teammate Charged With Murder

      FRAMINGHAM, MA—Adding yet another wrinkle to the football player and media sensation’s eventful offseason, authorities confirmed today that a former teammate of New England Patriots quarterback Tim Tebow has been arrested and charged with murd...
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    • Ryan Tannehill Confident Dolphins Can Win A Wide-Ranging Number Of Games Next Season

      MIAMI—Second-year quarterback Ryan Tannehill expressed his confidence in the Dolphins after minicamp Tuesday, claiming that he believes this team could win almost any number of games next year.
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    • Stanley Cup Shot 11 Times During Chicago Blackhawks Victory Parade

      CHICAGO—Over the course of the 45-minute victory parade held Friday morning to celebrate the Chicago Blackhawks’ NHL championship, the Stanley Cup sustained nearly a dozen gunshot wounds, city police officials have confirmed.
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