CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 48•01 Jan 7, 2012

Due to a printing error, last week's comics page did not include the final panel of The Wizard Of Id. The parrot was supposed to say, "That makes two of us!" The Onion apologizes for the omission.

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Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.

The Birthday Girl

An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate.

We're So Sorry

The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.