Due to a printing error, last week's comics page did not include the final panel of The Wizard Of Id. The parrot was supposed to say, "That makes two of us!" The Onion apologizes for the omission.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.