3Due to a printing error, last week's comics page did not include the final panel of The Wizard Of Id. The parrot was supposed to say, "That makes two of us!" The Onion apologizes for the omission.
More Corrections
Cucumber Mixup
In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.
Today's Date
Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...
Our Pleasure
A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
