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    The Workplace

    Slideshow • business • ISSUE 43•06 • Jun 22, 2009
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    • Office Janitor Asks To Work From Home

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    • Summer Intern Already Forgotten

      BOSTON—Even the receptionist, with whom Dan Klein once had an extended conversation about the importance of family, had no recollection of him ever having entered the office.
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    • Boss' Going-Away Party A Little Too Jubilant

      AMES, IA—The Oct. 22 office going-away party for Karl Roberts, manager for the past five years at Ames Farm Products Wholesalers, Inc., was
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    • Wild, Unattached Twenties Spent At Work

      SEATTLE—Frank Anderton, 24, spends his freewheeling, consequence-free post-college years working late at the office.
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    • On-The-Job Sexual Harassment: Three Women Tell Their Sizzling Hot Tales

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    • Office Manager Forced To Resort To Unfriendly Reminders

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    • McDonald's Employee Just In It For The Money

      SHREVEPORT, LA—Sean Boyce, 22, cares more about getting his paycheck than dedicating himself to his craft.
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    • Waitstaff Tired Of Sleeping With Each Other

      MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—After years on the job, members of the Manilla Grill waitstaff reported Monday that they are tired of having sex with each other.
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    • 60 Percent Of Local Man's Workday Spent On Sports Fandom

      ST. LOUIS—Area resident Denny Wetzel, 29, dedicates 60 percent of his workday to the pursuit of sports fandom, sources reported Monday.
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    • Chinese Employers To Grant 15-Minute Maternity Break

      DONGGUAN, CHINA—Officials say it's more than enough time to expel the child and clean up any slippery afterbirth.
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