THG And The NFL

A string of scandals has prompted the NFL to impose stricter testing standards for performance-enhancing drugs, especially the steroid THG. What do you think?

  • “Sports-wise, I don't have any experience with performance-enhancing drugs...only the spectation-enhancing kind.”

    Jesse Scott –
    Painter

  • “Huh. So, Bill Romanowski tested positive for high levels of THUG?”

    Tammy Rinaldi –
    Programmer

  • “I'm glad drugs are out of the hands of radio hosts and into the hands of athletes, where they belong.”

    Robert Neighbors –
    Statistician

  • “It's admirable that those athletes only use drugs that enhance performance. Today's kids could learn a lot from these role models.”

    Patty Grubner –
    Convention Planner

  • “Apparently, the type of performance-enhancing drugs the Raiders were using aren't the kind that help you pressure the quarterback, stop the run, or establish a goddamn passing game.”

    Albert Kinard –
    Systems
    Analyst

  • “THG? It's harmless. I use it to clean my coffee maker. I don't see why everyone's so RAHRRRRR!”

    Joe Wendt –
    Interpreter

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