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    Thin Air At Coors Field Blamed As Todd Helton Floats Out Of Ballpark

    Photo Finish • sports • ISSUE 42•33 • Aug 17, 2006
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    Thin Air At Coors Field Blamed As Todd Helton Floats Out Of Ballpark
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