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    This Hairpin Turn Near Pulitzer HQ: Why It Would Be A Shame If A Committee Member Were To Lose Control Of His Car And Plunge Into The Deep Ravine Behind It

    Sunday Magazine • Onion 1000 • Entertainment • ISSUE 47•25 • Jun 24, 2011
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    This Hairpin Turn Near Pulitzer HQ: Why It Would Be A Shame If A Committee Member Were To Lose Control Of His Car And Plunge Into The Deep Ravine Behind It
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