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Government Bails Out Dow Jones With 10,000 Points
09.30.08 | ISSUE 44•40
That Cheesecake Sitting On The Table: What If It Accidentally Fell Into Your Mouth?
09.23.08 | ISSUE 44•39
All-American Ticket Hails From Alaska, Panama Canal Zone
09.17.08 | ISSUE 44•38
LL Cool J Struggles To Come Up With Way To Brag About Being In Rollerball
02.27.02 | ISSUE 38•07
Nation's Sports Fans Shocked By Truth About 'We Will Rock You' Anthem
03.17.98 | ISSUE 33•10
Guy Totally Looked Like Chick From Behind
05.03.00 | ISSUE 36•16
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