September 24, 2008
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Government Bails Out Dow Jones With 10,000 Points
09.30.08 | ISSUE 44•40
That Cheesecake Sitting On The Table: What If It Accidentally Fell Into Your Mouth?
09.23.08 | ISSUE 44•39
All-American Ticket Hails From Alaska, Panama Canal Zone
09.17.08 | ISSUE 44•38
Jack LaLanne Pops Back Up After Cool Down
02.01.11 | ISSUE 47•05
Like Boxes Of Shit In Your House? Get A Cat
04.22.98 | ISSUE 33•15
Attending ‘Price Is Right’ Taping Apparently Sailors’ Best Idea For Shore Leave
01.15.12 | ISSUE 48•02
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