American Voices

Tobacco Company Liability

May 14, 1997 | ISSUE 31•18

In a landmark case last week, a federal judge ruled that cigarette manufacturer R.J. Reynolds is not liable in the lung-cancer death of a longtime smoker. What do you think?

  • The ones they ought to be going after are the bastards who make the matches.

    Steve Rydell
    Painter

  • I, personally, would like to thank Philip Morris for the death of my unwanted fetus.

    Vicki Otterman
    Secretary

  • It would be different if someone had made it perfectly clear that smoking causes lung cancer, heart disease, emphysema, and may complicate pregnancy.

    Lisa Winters
    Biologist

  • My dad died of loneliness. If only there was one person, just one single, solitary person that I could sue.

    Chris Saxon
    Tuba Player

  • Life's too short for hate. Instead, let's think about all the good things the tobacco companies have done.

    Timothy Kolkos
    Firefighter

  • The cigarette companies should all be found liable and made to pay. Except for Virginia Slims—they were just doing their part for women's rights.

    Randy Ordonez
    Systems Analyst

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