Tobacco-Addiction Center Found

Scientists have located the part of the brain linked to cigarette addiction. What do you think?

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  “What a great day for humanity. Pretty soon, none of our shitty behavior will be our fault.”

  Arthur Quigle –
  Scrap-Yard Worker

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  “If it's the brain that's responsible and not the nicotine, we all have some major-tobacco-company apologizing to do.”

  Lacey Janson –
  Pilot

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  “Great! So could you hit that part with a board or pipe for me? Because I'm really needing a fix right now.”

  Omar Abbas –
  Construction Worker