CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 49•25 Jun 19, 2013

Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine took us farther back than we thought!

More Corrections

Mule Rank

The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.

Blank Paper

Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.

Julie

In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.