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    Todd Bishop And Nicole Soper

    Weddings • Lifestyle • ISSUE 48•13 • Apr 1, 2012
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    Todd Bishop, 56, and Nicole Soper, 21, will be wed this weekend in a small ceremony attended mostly by Todd's children.

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