CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 49•11 Mar 13, 2013

We accidentally called the tomato a vegetable in Monday’s issue, when actually the tomato can be whatever you want it to be.

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Cucumber Mixup

In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.

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Our Pleasure

A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.