CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 49•11 Mar 13, 2013

We accidentally called the tomato a vegetable in Monday’s issue, when actually the tomato can be whatever you want it to be.

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Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.

The Birthday Girl

An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate.

We're So Sorry

The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.