CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 49•11 Mar 13, 2013

We accidentally called the tomato a vegetable in Monday’s issue, when actually the tomato can be whatever you want it to be.

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Today's Date

Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...

Our Pleasure

A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.

Treasure Map

In last Saturday’s Travel section, the compass rose on the treasure map was askew. The Onion regrets the error.