American Voices

TomKitten's Silent Birth

April 21, 2006 | ISSUE 42•16

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter Suri was born Tuesday under Scientology's strict "silent birth" guidelines. What do you think?

  • I read that the only sound allowed in the delivery room was the Cocktail soundtrack, on constant loop.

    Veronica Miller
    Senior Account Executive

  • This 'silent birth' will seem like nothing compared to the 'silent post-partum depression' she'll go through for the next 10 months.

    Josh McCulloch
    Optician

  • That's great that the baby wasn't psychologically scarred. Now what about those of us who endured the press coverage?

    Ashleigh McKinney
    Research Librarian

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