American Voices

Tongue Stud May Cause Tooth Gap

September 1, 2010 | ISSUE 46•35

A case study in the Journal Of Clinical Orthodontics showed that over a period of seven years, a young woman playing with her tongue stud inadvertently caused a gap to form between her front teeth. What do you think?

  • Who cares? In seven years we'll all be so old anyway."

    Eileen Nahem
    Cashier

  • If you're going to put something roundish and irritating on your tongue for that long, why not make it a microscopic pebble? At least you'll eventually produce a pearl."

    Renaldo Gonzalez
    Systems Analyst

  • Seven years? But the Omar Sharif look-alike contest is this weekend!"

    Kevin Tessler
    Delivery Driver

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