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Vacationing Bush Accepts Republican Nomination Via Live Satellite Feed
09.01.04 | ISSUE 40•35
Child Buried In Backyard Under Popsicle-Stick Cross
08.25.04 | ISSUE 40•34
Kerry's Face Droops With Joy Over Latest Polls
Breakup Letter Taped To Baby
01.10.07 | ISSUE 43•02
Area Sorority Girl Concerned About War And Stuff
01.29.97 | ISSUE 31•03
Domino's Introduces Thanksgiving Feast Pizza
11.19.03 | ISSUE 39•45
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