American Voices

Top Al-Qaeda Escapee

November 8, 2005 | ISSUE 41•44

It was recently announced that Omar al-Farouq, a top al-Qaeda operative, was among four prisoners to escape a U.S.-run prison in Afghanistan last July. What do you think?

  • You can't destroy al-Qaeda, you can only contain it. Oh, we can't do that either?

    Dan Woodruff
    Exterminator

  • If he came out of a stump on the other side of the fence, that's hilarious.

    Maya Schultz
    Actuary

  • Does this mean I should restock my duct tape?

    Ron Chapell
    Painter

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